I’m A Dork

I was just lounging around on my bed and BANG I fell right of the top of my bed. I was slightly hurt but I was fine enough to walk around ; jump and run. Although my leg was KILLING me, I walked down stairs to get myself a drink and a snack. I just did the most stupidest thing EVER as I was jumping on the couch and my lovely pineapple juice spilt all over me and the couch.

 

I was about to CRY MY EYES OUT because my mum and dad where coming home in 5 minutes. I rushed so hardly I wanted to make it spotless. As I was cleaning up a very expensive vase fell on my head and well 1 thing it was a good job it wasn’t glass anyway as I fell I felt really dizzy and then SPLAT and I found myself in my school gym !!!!.

 

Oh gosh I was so freaked out my gym teacher was in a bubble #lol.

Steve the zebra

Steve the zebra

Once there was a stripey zebra called Steve. He lived in the dry grounds of Africa with his zebra dad and mum. He didn’t have a brother or sister, he was the only one. This zebra wasn’t very good at standing on his own two feet because he trips over a lot.

It all started when he went for a walk one day. But something was write that day something mysterious was going on. Steve didn’t have a clue what was up with him just something strange so he carried on his walk but then a safari car whizzed past and scattered stones on the dusty path Steve didn’t realize all the stones that had been left and you wouldn’t believe what happened next; he tripped over, got up and tripped over again. Despite the fact of him falling over he stood up and galloped on down the road but everyday from now the same thing happens.

The Cooking Tale

A long time ago there was a young girl named Chloe. Chloe, who was 12 years old, loved to cook. Even though she adored cooking, Chloe wasn’t that good at it. She had cooked a pizza; it tasted like rubber. When she baked some blueberry muffins, which was her favourite food, they tasted like a sponge. After all of this, she decided to get lessons off someone because Chloe wanted to be great at it. She found a woman online and rung her because it said she people how to cook. Lola, who was the lady she had ringed, said she could come to Chloe’s house and teach her how to cook. So the next day Lola came around to Chloe’s house and taught her how to cook. After she had a few lessons, she tried to make some blueberry muffins. They tasted really nice, so she made some more. When they were done she let her mum try one; her mum loved them. So she decided to be a professional cook.

The sparkly book

A long time ago, there was a princess, who was called Princess Ella. She lived in a town called Ethiopia. All she ever did was read books. When she had read all of the books in the library, she decided to look for some more around the palace. After searching her room, her mum’s room and her little sister Olivia’s room, which was a mess, she was so close to giving up but she saw something sparkling in her grandma’s room. It was hidden in the cupboard. Usually, she would ask for permission to go in there as it was a private place. She knew that her grandma was downstairs having some tea plus she wasn’t usually aloud in there anyway but she wanted to see what the sparkling item was in her cupboard. She carefully tiptoed into the master bedroom (they were all big though).the room was gorgeous she had never seen anything like it. She heard footsteps coming up the palace steps so she grabbed the sparkly item and ran as fast as she could back to her bedroom. Unluckily, her bedroom was on the other side of the room; she ran as fast as she could. Although, it was a big hallway she made it and the shy princess was right the twinkling item was a book. She opened it and started reading it immediately. Soon she had finished the whole book and she was so tired that she didn’t hear her grandma coming up the stairs and she didn’t hear her grandma screaming because she couldn’t find the book. All she could hear was herself thinking about the book. Her grandma came into the room. Ella hid the book but it was still in view because of the bright glitter. Her grandma picked it up and told Ella that if she had asked her if she had any other books she would have given it to her. The upset girl cried a little but she understood perfectly and she promised her grandma that next time she would ask before she just takes as to be a true princess is not to lie.

Danny the dolphin

There once was a dolphin called Danny

He lived in the sea

His friend was a whale

His name was jonny

He likes  fish

On a dish

With a side of fries

Liverpool V Chelsea

Liverpool v Chelsea

 

On Tuesday 27^th of January Liverpool play Chelsea.

Liverpool Fan

I think even though we lossed 1-0 we still played good but it weren’t up to stranded.

Even though Chelsea scored a sweaty back post header they were lucky.

When Mario Balotele came on for Lazar Markovich I thought it was his day but he missed a sitter but I think they took their chances and we didn’t even though they scored in 90 + 1 we could of defended it.

Chelsea v Liverpool

On Tuesday 27^th January Liverpool played Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. Liverpool played amazing in the 1^st half

but in the 2^nd they were getting quite tired so Brendan

Rodgers made a substitute. He took lazar Markovic off for

Mario Balotelli. The game seemed to flow a tiny bit better

but not that much. Brendan should of took Lucas or Jordan

Henderson off for Adam Lallana or Fabio Borini. We also had a lot more chances than Chelsea. On the other hand Chelsea

Played ok as well they hardly had any chances due to

Liverpool’s defence. I personally think that Liverpool was

the better team. But Chelsea had an advantage because they had Eden Hazard and Diego Costa (the caveman) he played

Really dirty and did a challenge on Martin Skrtel that should have been a sending off. It went to extra time where things

got really intense for both teams. Then Chelsea got a sweaty

free kick back post header scored by Branislav Ivanovic.

Liverpool tried so hard just to get one back but it was too

late. Chelsea had got to the final at Wembley Stadium.

house of secrets

Hi,

A while ago I read a book called house of secrets. It was an amazing book; I am now reading the second book. It was about three children (who were called Eleanor, Brendan and Cordelia.) They move into a new house on a peaceful street but the house was the opposite of peaceful. An evil wind witch came and tried to destroy the family and the kids. She was a recent owner of the house and her dad – Denvor Kristoff – who wrote books. The three young children somehow ended up in some of Denvor Kristoffs books. On the adventures through the books they face great danger and meet new characters such as Will who is a young pilot. The wind witch and her dad, also known as the storm king, meet them along the way. In the end Eleanor writes in a book and it grants all the wishes you want. In the end they are home and safe and also rich. So much more happens in between I can’t even explain.

Doctor Who

Timeline of doctors:

1^st Doctor-William Hartnell

2^nd Doctor-Patrick Troughton

3^rd Doctor- Jon Pertwee

4^th Doctor- Tom Baker

5^th Doctor- Peter Davison

6^th Doctor- Colin Baker

7^th Doctor- Sylvester McCoy

8^th Doctor- Paul McGann

9^th Doctor- Christopher Eccleson

10^th Doctor- David Tennant

11^th Doctor- Matt Smith

12^th Doctor- Peter Capaldi

The War Doctor- John Hurt

 

Doctor Who is a Television show (which I love). It is a about a Time lord Called The Doctor. The recent time lord, who is played by Peter Calpaudi, isn’t ment to be here as the should of died as the 11^th (he used up all his Regenerations) but the time lords Gave him another Regeneration cycle. Doctor who has been going for over 50 years (1963-????) the 50 year anniversary was in 2013 and John Hurt, Matt Smith and David Tennant acted in the 50 year anniversary in 2013.

 

A fact about Doctor who:

IT IS THE BEST PROGRAM IN THE WORLD 😉

The Lancaster Bomber.

The Lancaster Bomber was built by AVRO for the Second World War. It had three turrets, which were used by machine gun operators, to shoot the enemy out of the sky. It was usually painted in camouflage colours on the top, so that the enemy couldn’t see it. Underneath it was painted black.

The planes were used for lots of bombing missions, including the Dam Busters. This was part of the Battle of Britain. The bombs were carried underneath the plane and were dropped by the gear release.

Seven people were on the Lancaster bomber; a pilot, a flight engineer, three machine gun operators, the gear release man and the navigator.